Motorcycle Humorist Gifts

"I've always wanted a Harley Street Davidson."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.