Stationary Bike Humorist Gifts

Exercise Bike

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Speed Bumps.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.