Bike Trail Humorist Gifts

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Tattoos sagging with time

LOOK BHIND U!

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Fork in the trail.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

La Tour 2007.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Clown Bike Rack