Cycling Comedy Lover Gifts

Lincoln Lane

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

It's much easier on my knees.

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Drunken cyclist

"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Let's trade this thing in for a Peloton."

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar