Driving Satirist Gifts

"I'm just glad they outlawed texting and driving."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'I've been glamped!'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Detour 50c.

Public Transport: Hell

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.