Satirical Driver Gifts

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I need to tinkle."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving a Lemon.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'I've been glamped!'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Detour 50c.

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

This lane reserved for average persons only.