Auto Satirist Gifts

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane