Car Safety Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the car safety satirist? Explore our witty and satirical products that poke fun at road safety rules and driving habits. Perfect for the humorist with a sharp tongue, our collection offers clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make light of serious safety concerns with a humorous twist. Surprise the car safety satirist in your life with a gift that combines humor and a touch of rebellious honesty about driving and road safety.

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"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."

"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident." mockup

"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."

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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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CLEAR!

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Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

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Safety Barriers

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"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

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Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

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Fire door.

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me." mockup

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

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"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ." mockup

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

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"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion." mockup

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

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'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life' mockup

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

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'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

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'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

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'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

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Health & Safety Official Tester.

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'How was my emergency stop?'

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Jet Turbine Testing Area

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

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"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?" mockup

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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Security at the Smaller Airports

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'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

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Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

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"I can help you - I'm a para-legal." mockup

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

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Living life dangerously 2010.

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"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!" mockup

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

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'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!! mockup

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

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Car Safety Satirist Gifts Collection

Car Safety Satirist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring car safety satire, perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.

Car Safety Satirist Pillows

Browse witty pillows with satirical takes on car safety, bringing humor to their home decor.

Car Safety Satirist Prints

Discover satirical prints that humorously critique road safety, a perfect gift for the safety satirist in your life.

Car Safety Satirist T-Shirts

Check out hilarious t-shirts that mock car safety rules and driving habits for the ultimate satirical wardrobe.