Automotive Satirist Gifts

Driving a Lemon.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

World's cheapest car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

It's just until I stop chasing cars.