Automotive Satirist T-Shirts

Driving a Lemon.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."