Automotive Satirists T-Shirts

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."