Automotive Satirists Mugs

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

It's just until I stop chasing cars.