Automotive Humor Mugs

All you'd expect in a British car!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'What seems to be the problem?'

World's cheapest car

Carjacking: The early years.

Need for oil?

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

CLEAR!

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It's my prostate.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

New Big Three bailout cars?