Auto Humor Lover Mugs

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

'And here's the toolkit.'

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag