Auto Humor Lover Mugs

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

CLEAR!

'And here's the toolkit.'

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."