Automotive Humor Prints

All you'd expect in a British car!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'What seems to be the problem?'

World's cheapest car

Carjacking: The early years.

Need for oil?

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."