Automotive Joke Lover Prints

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It's my prostate.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

New Big Three bailout cars?