Automotive Humorists Prints

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

World's cheapest car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No Hand Signals

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.