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'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

'We don't have a flat tire!'

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

Paranoia

Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

The old man and the forest