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Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

The old man and the forest

Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.