Traffic-safety Humorist Gifts

Looking for a creative gift for a traffic safety humorist? Our collection blends wit and humor with traffic safety themes, making everyday road-related frustrations funnier. Whether they’re in the traffic management field or just love a good laugh, these products bring clever comedy to road safety. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their quirky take on traffic rules and road mishaps, making every commute or safety campaign a little more entertaining.

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Toad roadkill.

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Push for Disco...

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'Do you know how fast you were going?' mockup

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

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'It's a slow trap.'

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"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

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"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!" mockup

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

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Give Way To Cyclists

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Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

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Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

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Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt. mockup

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

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'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!! mockup

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

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'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.' mockup

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

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Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.' mockup

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

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"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs." mockup

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

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Snail Crossing.

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'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!' mockup

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

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A license plate that reads LIC-PLT mockup

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

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Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

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Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

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"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!" mockup

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

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'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.' mockup

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

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Move to Arizona.

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'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.' mockup

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

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'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!' mockup

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

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"Over the speed limit, are you sure?" mockup

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough." mockup

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

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Digital Communication.

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Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.' mockup

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

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Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera. mockup

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

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Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane mockup

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

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Speed Limit

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'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.' mockup

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

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'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.' mockup

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

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Cars and Bed of Nails

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Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats. mockup

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

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Traffic-safety Humorist Gifts Collection

Traffic-safety Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of traffic safety humor mugs—funny and clever designs that make every morning a bit brighter.

Traffic-safety Humorist Pillows

Browse our traffic safety humor pillows—fun and quirky designs to add personality and a smile to any space.

Traffic-safety Humorist Prints

Discover humorous traffic safety prints—unique wall art that combines wit with safety themes for a lively home or office decor.

Traffic-safety Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our traffic safety humor t-shirts—witty and humorous styles perfect for making a statement or sharing a laugh.