Traffic-safety Humorist Pillows

Toad roadkill.

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Snail Crossing.

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Speed Limit

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.