Quirky Safety Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the witty side of safety? Our quirky safety humorist collection features clever, fun items designed to amuse and inspire. Ideal for those who enjoy blending humor with everyday safety tips, these products are sure to bring a smile and spark conversations. From playful mugs to cheeky prints, find the perfect item to showcase a love for safety with a humorous edge.

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Protective clothing

from $19.00

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

from $19.00

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

from $19.00

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

from $19.00

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

from $19.00

Safety Barriers

from $19.00

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

from $19.00

Fire door.

from $19.00

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

from $19.00

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life' mockup

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

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"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests." mockup

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

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'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

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"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ." mockup

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

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'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

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'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

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'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

from $19.00

Health & Safety Official Tester.

from $19.00

Jet Turbine Testing Area

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

from $19.00

Security at the Smaller Airports

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'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

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"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket." mockup

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

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"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!" mockup

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

from $19.00

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

from $19.00

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

from $19.00

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion mockup

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

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Living life dangerously 2010.

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Athlete

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"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?" mockup

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!! mockup

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

from $19.00

Quirky Safety Humorist Gifts Collection

Quirky Safety Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of safety humorist mugs for a daily dose of wit and whimsy in your morning coffee routine.

Quirky Safety Humorist Pillows

Discover our humorous safety pillows—ideal for adding a quirky, safety-themed flair to your living space or gift collection.

Quirky Safety Humorist Prints

Browse our safety humorist prints, perfect for decorating with a touch of wit and humor that celebrates safety in a creative way.

Quirky Safety Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our safety humorist t-shirts, where clever safety sayings meet creative design for a fun and casual look.