Safety Humorist Gifts

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).

"The finale should be good"

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

In case of Emergency Break Glass.

In Case of Fire Break Glass

Beware Electric Fence.

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

Shrink wrap company fire alarm - 'In case of emergency break film'.

Falling Rock Zone

"I sprained it writing safety slogans."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"You just made it through that yellow light!"

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Zebra Crossing

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Man takes off a crash test dummy mask, and explains: 'I wear it when I'm driving, you should see people get out of my way!'

How the Reindeer Make it Safe for Santa To Climb Down the Chimney.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"I'm only having a bath, I don't think I need a lifeguard."

Dual Airbags

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

"For your safety, our cabin is equipped with the latest passenger security devices."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.