Traffic Safety Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and satire of a traffic safety enthusiast? Our collection features funny, insightful items that poke fun at traffic rules, safety signs, and driving culture. Whether they're a road safety professional, a satire lover, or just someone who appreciates humor with a message, you'll find clever prints, mugs, and t-shirts that turn traffic themes into amusing commentary. Celebrate their unique perspective with gifts that blend humor and social critique, making their daily commute a little brighter and a lot more fun.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Seat Belt Cop.

from $19.00

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

from $19.00

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

from $19.00

Push for Disco...

from $19.00

'Do you know how fast you were going?' mockup

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

from $19.00

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

from $19.00

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

from $19.00

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

from $19.00

Safety Barriers

from $19.00

Fire door.

from $19.00

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

from $19.00

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

from $19.00

'It's a slow trap.'

from $19.00

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

from $19.00

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

from $19.00

Give Way To Cyclists

from $19.00

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

from $19.00

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

from $19.00

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

from $19.00

Health & Safety Official Tester.

from $19.00

Jet Turbine Testing Area

from $19.00

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

from $19.00

Living life dangerously 2010.

from $19.00

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

from $19.00

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

from $19.00

'I baked it especially for you.'

from $19.00

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt. mockup

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

from $19.00

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?" mockup

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

from $19.00

Speed laws occasionally enforced. mockup

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

from $19.00

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

from $19.00

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

from $19.00

Security at the Smaller Airports

from $19.00

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

from $19.00