Satirical Driver Prints

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I need to tinkle."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Driving a Lemon.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I've been glamped!'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Detour 50c.

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Caution: Armed Student Driver