Public Transport Satirist Gifts

"We apologise for the late arrival of this apology...this is due to an excuse shortage..."

'As with burgers, so with bus seats... one is never enough.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Targeted Advertising

Lex Ave Express

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Replacement Bus Service

'I love the leg room.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Lincoln Lane

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Cops on Public Transport.

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

Public Transport: Hell

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

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