Public Transportation Humor Gifts

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

King Commute.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

The Privatization of the MTA.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Replacement Bus Service

'I love the leg room.'

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Desert Island Cycle Path

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Metrognome

Cops on Public Transport.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

Jolly for Jones.