Public Transport Comedic Critique Gifts

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Fare Evader

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'I love the leg room.'

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

God redesigns the commuter

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

Metrognome

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

Public Transport: Hell

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Desert Island Cycle Path

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

Jolly for Jones.