Public Transport Comedic Critique Prints

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Fare Evader

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Replacement Bus Service

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'I love the leg room.'

Metrognome

Desert Island Cycle Path

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

God redesigns the commuter

Public Transport: Hell

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

'This is less stress than riding in the little clown cars.'

Jolly for Jones.