Public Transport Comedians Prints

"Hot! Pah! I was once trapped in an underground train."w

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Airbus

Metrocard error messages

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Listenin' in

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Opera house to support

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Replacement Bus Service

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'I love the leg room.'

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Lincoln Lane