Transport Comedian Prints

The Ubiquitous.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Need a Lawyer?

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Metrocard error messages

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I got held up in Suez."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Fare Evader

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"