Transport Comedy Lover Prints

High Load

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Airbus

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Elevator's fixed.'

"Old Testament prop comic."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Bus of Fools

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Cops on Public Transport.

Desert Island Cycle Path

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Lincoln Lane

Car Carriage

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Donkey Car

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Rats flee down the tube tunnel.

Man Painting Train Tunnel

Journal Entry Six.

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

"That explains a lot."

"Madame, I am disabled! Yesterday, I lost my smartphone."

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.