Public Transport Humorists Prints

Tumbleweed Stop

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Listenin' in

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

Fare Evader

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

"Because of track work, uptown trains are going downtown, and downtown trains are going uptown."

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Ridiculed for arriving in Washington in private jets, the Big Three auto CEOs found a more humble way to travel.

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."

Replacement Bus Service

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'I love the leg room.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Public Transport: Hell