Public Transport Humorists Mugs

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Lex Ave Express

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

Listenin' in

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

"Because of track work, uptown trains are going downtown, and downtown trains are going uptown."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Privatization of the MTA.

Replacement Bus Service

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'I love the leg room.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Lincoln Lane

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Cops on Public Transport.