Public Transport Satirist Mugs

"We apologise for the late arrival of this apology...this is due to an excuse shortage..."

'As with burgers, so with bus seats... one is never enough.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Targeted Advertising

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Lex Ave Express

Fare Evader

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Replacement Bus Service

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'I love the leg room.'

Desert Island Cycle Path

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Metrognome

Cops on Public Transport.

Public Transport: Hell

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Lincoln Lane

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.