Public Transportation Satirist Mugs

Pregnant Woman on the Tube.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Targeted Advertising

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Lex Ave Express

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Privatization of the MTA.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Replacement Bus Service

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'I love the leg room.'

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Metrognome

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Public Transport: Hell

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Cops on Public Transport.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'