Pregnant Woman on the Tube.
Public Transportation Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the public transportation satirist? Our collection offers clever and witty products that celebrate their love for satirical takes on transit life. Perfect for commuters, transit fans, or anyone who appreciates humor inspired by buses, trains, and subways. From hilarious mugs to amusing t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, these gifts will make their daily commute a little brighter—and a lot funnier.
The Uber Ride of Paul Revere
'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.
Targeted Advertising
Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
Lex Ave Express
Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'
'I don;t see how that's going to work?'
Tortoise is snail taxi.
"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"
Fare Evader
Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus
The Privatization of the MTA.
Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.
'Hi I'm on the train...still'
'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'
Replacement Bus Service
Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane
'I love the leg room.'
Lincoln Lane
Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!
Metrognome
"Looks like the trains aren't running again."
'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'
The Jitney 'Cross The Styx
Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."
A car waits for Mr Wright.
Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'
Public Transport: Hell
Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.
Cops on Public Transport.
'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'
Public Transportation Satirist Gifts Collection
Public Transportation Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for transit lovers who appreciate satire with their morning coffee.
Public Transportation Satirist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with satirical transit themes, perfect for anyone who loves urban humor.
Public Transportation Satirist Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that turn public transportation satire into eye-catching wall art.
Public Transportation Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the humor in everyday transit adventures and delays.