Subway Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves subway satire and creative humor? Our curated collection features witty designs that humorously comment on city life, perfect for fans of urban comedy and clever art. Whether they enjoy clever quips on mugs or satirical prints, find a gift that celebrates their love of satirical urban storytelling.

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'Mind your own business' section

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We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.

We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes. mockup

We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.

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Reach out and touch someone.

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Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?' mockup

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

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'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?' mockup

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

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Next Turd 8:35

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"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today." mockup

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

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"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why." mockup

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

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Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood. mockup

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

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'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.' mockup

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

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Beware of the Lawn

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Suburban street.

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The return of Miss Subways

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'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.' mockup

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

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"I gave on the E train."

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Autumn Leaves

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Targeted Advertising

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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Metrocard error messages

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Lex Ave Express

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Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance mockup

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

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",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...." mockup

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

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Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.' mockup

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

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'I don;t see how that's going to work?' mockup

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

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Tortoise is snail taxi.

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Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community mockup

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

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'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

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"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water" mockup

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

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'And me fresh out of xanax.'

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'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.' mockup

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

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Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

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The Privatization of the MTA.

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Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven mockup

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

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Igloo.

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"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?" mockup

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

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Subway Satirist Gifts Collection

Subway Satirist Mugs

Discover more urban humor with our subway satirist mug collection—dive into witty designs that celebrate city life’s funniest moments.

Subway Satirist Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows that showcase urban satire, perfect for city lovers who appreciate a good laugh.

Subway Satirist Prints

Browse our urban satire prints to add a humorous, city-inspired touch to any space—ideal for subway satire fans.

Subway Satirist T-Shirts

Explore our range of subway satirist t-shirts, featuring sharp, witty designs perfect for lovers of urban comedy and clever city commentary.