Subway Satirists Gifts

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Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

The return of Miss Subways

Suburban street.

"I gave on the E train."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

Metrocard error messages

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Tortoise is snail taxi.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Small Talk Therapy

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

(Used to be) END.

The Privatization of the MTA.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Igloo.

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven