Subway Humor Lover Gifts

Manspreading.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Targeted Advertising

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Except moles, madam."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Re-routing again."

The Privatization of the MTA.

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Hot enough for you?'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

A caveman emerges from a subway

All We Have To Do

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"Ugh...I hate being the third rail."

Underwater Train