Subway Story Lover Gifts

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I gave on the E train."

Getting Closer

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Small Talk Therapy

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

If you see something, buy something.

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"Re-routing again."

'See - they always find their way home.'

Woman on Subway's Thoughts