Subway Adventurer Gifts

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

Person entering the subway.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Have you been waiting long?'

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Hoxton map.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Natural Phenomena of 15-E