Subway Adventurer T-Shirts

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

Person entering the subway.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Have you been waiting long?'

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Hoxton map.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Home Sweet Sign

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration