Subway Storyteller T-Shirts

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Metrocard error messages

"I gave on the E train."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Doubledecker bus stop

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Targeted Advertising

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

John Updike.

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Except moles, madam."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Small Talk Therapy

Listenin' in

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons