Public Transport Storyteller T-Shirts

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Listenin' in

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Doubledecker bus stop

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Bus Stop

"I gave on the E train."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I took the road less travelled..."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Metrocard error messages

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Number 9 Bus.

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"