Subway Storyteller Pillows

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

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"I gave on the E train."

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Doubledecker bus stop

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

The return of Miss Subways

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Targeted Advertising

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Except moles, madam."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Listenin' in

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Small Talk Therapy

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'