Subway Stories Pillows

"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

The return of Miss Subways

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"I gave on the E train."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

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Romance on the Subway

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Metrocard error messages

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Small Talk Therapy

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"Re-routing again."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.

'See - they always find their way home.'