Subway Stories Gifts

"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"I gave on the E train."

Targeted Advertising

Romance on the Subway

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Small Talk Therapy

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

"Re-routing again."

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'See - they always find their way home.'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'