Subway Travels Gifts

Waiting For The G Train

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

The return of Miss Subways

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Getting Closer

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I gave on the E train."

Romance on the Subway

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Metrocard error messages

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Underground stop on desert island.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Train journey

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Exit Turnstile

"Re-routing again."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"