Subway Travel Gifts

The return of Miss Subways

Busking during a pandemic

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Getting Closer

Underground stop on desert island.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

Exit Turnstile

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Train journey

"Re-routing again."